florida housewarming party

Swimming with sharks, gators, and stingrays in your downstairs bathroom

I'm really hoping that hurricane Irma doesn't turn make this into a Florida Housewarming Party. That would be a real bummer.

by punzerchat September 04, 2017

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Florida nigga heist

The act of stealing a niggas marijuana while he is smoking it, and selling it to a nearby buyer

Oh shit! Michael just pulled a Florida nigga heist on them niggas smokin bomb ass weed in the corner!

by Shady sam March 22, 2017

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Florida National Anthem

"No Flockin" By Kodak Black has done more for the state of Florida then the government in years. The Lyrics are Lyrically perfect in every way. The power that has been behind of this song is sum real shit here's a preview

too the beginning of this lyrical mater piece.

Damn, that's so sad
K-K-K, K-K-K
Young nigga, I got old cash
Spazzin' on they ass
I got Prada on my hoe ass
Got my last one mad
Pop a nigga like a damn tag
Shoppin' on they ass
I just bought a new old Jag
Yeah, it's so fast
Smokin' flocka, you a jackass
All I smoke is gas
Don't you ask me where the pole at
Where your clothes at?
I ain't talking 'bout my niggas
Dammit, but y'all tripping, too
Is it you? Damn, my nigga
What the hell got into you?
Project Baby, y'all was skipping in the hallway
I was skipping school
On my Ps and Qs
On them jiggas, call me jiggaboo

Anyways there much more where that comes from an that's why Florida National Anthem is the best

Miami would you please rise for the Florida National Anthem "No Flockin' By Kodak Black"

by Play boy hat March 23, 2022

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south florida flu

Taking large amounts of cocaine on the regular. Very common in Southern Florida, the rehab capital of the US, which is how the name came about. Snorting cocaine is as common as the flu.

Sally - She looks really strung out from the weekend
Bob - Yeah, she has that South Florida Flu

by cg3851 August 17, 2015

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Florida Snowball Fight

When a group of people (commonly Floridians) all go to Home Depot, buy a bunch of lightbulbs and throw them at each other.

Oh man I tell ya’, you soft kids nowadays ain’t ready for the Florida snowball fight. Me and ol’ Jeff over there always used to play that on Christmas Day

by Moose3207 October 18, 2022

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