Scottish phrase used to describe weather conditions such as Heavy rain showers for short periods of time. Rain that appears out of nowhere and soaks you through to the bone quickly and then disappears without a trace usually followed by more of the same throughout the day.

Aye I got caught by a ninja shower. Oh ya hoor sir there's ninja showers happening. Got soaked by a ninja shower.

Ninja Shower by Kiltednutter August 14, 2017

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Ninja Gaiden Black

The video game equivalent of natural selection.

If you're one of those whiny adolescent morons who threatens complete strangers with violence over Xbox Live despite the fact you haven't even got hairs on your chin, don't play Ninja Gaiden Black. The sudden jolt back to reality may annihilate you.

Ninja Gaiden Black by Muttering Master March 8, 2007

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ninja vanish

Secretly deleting your phone number from a girl's cell phone after you've had sex with her so she can never call you again.

Are you going to call Steve again?

I can't! My stupid phone deleted his contact information. Ah wells, I guess it wasn't meant to be.

Ninja Vanish!

ninja vanish by mrMan83 July 22, 2011

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Ninja vanish

1.Command given to ninja clans ordering them to withdraw from an area quickly, without a trace.
2.A phrase said you want to make a dramatic exit.

Tatsu: NINJA VANISH! *Foot clan retreats*

Dude: Right, I'll see you later then.
Other Dude: NINJA vanish! *runs off*

Ninja vanish by Jafar T. D. November 9, 2008

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