Conference call of nature

When someone responds to the call of nature during a work-related conference call. People must take great care to mute their phone during said act or risk professional embarrassment.

You were extremely quiet during the conference call?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Nature

by crc5654 September 24, 2011

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Natural Harmonia Gropius

A twat from the Pokémon franchise who has daddy issues. He is also known as N.

"Have you seen lord N?"
"Oh, you mean Natural Harmonia Gropius? Yeah, I saw him on the ferris wheel with another Pokémon trainer."

by Scientist Colress August 22, 2021

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Human Nature-Hood

The state of being chronically late for everything (practices, etc.) and not being able to change it.

This is human nature-hood!! You need to be able to get outta bed on time! You do this over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over...

by Jagbag!! October 06, 2010

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Natural Reality Check

A Natural Reality Check or "NRC" is a way of figuring out whether a girl is worth continuing conversation with and later banging by simply masturbating and seeing if you still have the urge to do such banging.

You usually perform an NRC when youre talking to a girl on Facebook or texting someone

The science behind an NRC is, that after beating off you have a lower sex drive, meaning that if you still want to do it, she's really worth it.

Nick: I was talking to Shannon last night on facebook

Luke: Oh yeah?

Nick: Yeah she wants my dick.

Luke: Are you gonna let her get it?

Nick: Well I was, but then I NRC'd that ho and decided otherwise.

Luke: I see I see. I just did an NRC the other night.

Nick: Natural Reality Checks are the bomb

by nickymo56 December 28, 2011

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