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Type-A Nature Freak

A overly obsessed nature fanatic who has lost all touch of reality and would kill their own family to save a flower. They like to stick animals and plants in jars and argue that they are 'helping to save the ecosystem' by harming small mammals with long metal polls.
Person A: "Did you hear about how the new strip mall they're building over where that barren lot of shrubs and dead grass is?"

Type-A Nature Freak: "OMG THAT MAKES ME SO P!SSED IMA GO RIOT AND BREAK THEIR BUILDINGS!"

Person A: "Woah, stop being such a Type-A Nature Freak."
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Natural Harmonia Gropius

A twat from the Pokémon franchise who has daddy issues. He is also known as N.
"Have you seen lord N?"
"Oh, you mean Natural Harmonia Gropius? Yeah, I saw him on the ferris wheel with another Pokémon trainer."
by Scientist Colress August 22, 2021
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Human Nature-Hood

The state of being chronically late for everything (practices, etc.) and not being able to change it.
This is human nature-hood!! You need to be able to get outta bed on time! You do this over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over...
by Jagbag!! October 7, 2010
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Natural Reality Check

A Natural Reality Check or "NRC" is a way of figuring out whether a girl is worth continuing conversation with and later banging by simply masturbating and seeing if you still have the urge to do such banging.

You usually perform an NRC when youre talking to a girl on Facebook or texting someone

The science behind an NRC is, that after beating off you have a lower sex drive, meaning that if you still want to do it, she's really worth it.
Nick: I was talking to Shannon last night on facebook

Luke: Oh yeah?

Nick: Yeah she wants my dick.

Luke: Are you gonna let her get it?

Nick: Well I was, but then I NRC'd that ho and decided otherwise.

Luke: I see I see. I just did an NRC the other night.

Nick: Natural Reality Checks are the bomb
by nickymo56 December 30, 2011
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Natural Black Technique

Among dancers, this is the term given to black people possessing extroardinary rhythm, feeling and technique in their dance.
Man that Poppin Pete sure has some Natural Black Technique
by thewatcher1 February 19, 2010
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nature's dental floss

I went down on a chick with a 70s retro muff and got a mouthful of nature's dental floss.
by I am Achmed September 25, 2008
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Going Natural

John was going natural because he forgot his condom.
by Banana Berry October 12, 2010
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