mustard pot

Someone’s asshole while they have diarrhea.

Baby just let me lick that mustard pot!

by Pilot210 December 15, 2018

mustard fingers

a nickname of someone who maturbates alot.

p1> omg. ryan was so jacking off in math class!
p2> woo! go mustard fingers!

p1>hey mustard fingers! what'd you do yesterday?
p2>masturbate! what else, nigga!?

by fetusraper April 20, 2008

Mustard slut

When a sexually active females vagina smells like rotting mustard

This girl named Jordan mutispaugh is a mustard slut, I can smell it from a mile away.

Rick: oh my word the hoe is a mustard slut, I throw up every time I get within 20 feet of her.

by Everythingzen March 8, 2015

mustard hogey

oh no guys i just fatted on me mustard bogey guys oh no that’s faggot

mustard hogey agahigagajajajaa

by grug frim tha cruds November 22, 2020

pussy mustard

A yellowish contence that discharges from a nasty infection ridden twat

Did you hear that slut got that pussy mustard

by Redneck Queen420 March 1, 2017

Billy Bonkas mustard factory

The bad knockoff of Willy wonkas chocolate factory

I went to Billy Bonkas mustard factory!
Are you high?

by Suck my big willy di- July 29, 2019

You're not cutting the mustard

A boomer phrase of undeterminable origin, It pretty much means you're wrong or bad.

*Does something incorrectly*
Boomer: "You're not cutting the mustard"
Me: "Ok Boomer"

by Abortea November 18, 2019