Mouth Sandwich

When you can't be bothered to construct a sandwich so you start eating the fillings directly.
You: I want to have a snack before I sleep...
Friend: Just have a mouth sandwich and let's head to bed.
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twatton mouth

someone who's mouth smells like a twat.
Ew, that guy must have been with a lot of whores cause his breath smells like he has twatton mouth.
by laquita wilson January 13, 2009
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Walmart Mouth

A person who possesses an unrefined palate and has no appreciation for taste or flavor.
Waiter: "Today's special is an 8 oz Prime Filet with Parmesan Risotto and a Herb Crusted Asparagus."

Walmart Mouth: "Do you guys have any fish sticks? Oh well, I'll take a Well Done Top Sirloin with Tater Tots please."
by Ken Bob Noe Pants March 16, 2021
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tomato mouth

A person who has a mouth that looks like a tomato. Tomato mouths are usually hoes so when you see a tomato mouth you know they are a hoe.
Charlie: "Look at Carrie and her tomato mouth."
Alexis: "God, I know. What a hoe."
by CarrieHasATomatoMouth99 April 23, 2016
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Fudge Mouth

The fecal ring left around the mouth of the recipient of a fudge missile.
Chelsea had fudge mouth after waking up from a night of drinking.
by DL6996 April 28, 2012
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Miami Mouthful

Having a girl put both of your testicles in her mouth at the same time.
This girl was shit at sucking dick... But when she got a Miami Mouthful,.. that shit was on!
by BWD April 23, 2013
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mouth bored

A craving to eat something that you cannot clearly identify when you are not hungry. This typically occurs when you have nothing else to do.
Tim tried eating pickles, cookies, and a popsicle because he was mouth bored.
by Prof. Fussbudget June 09, 2011
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