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Montana

Montana is the hottest girl you’ve ever seen,like so stunning she plays volleyball brown eyes and brown hair and kind,loyal,lovely and beautiful if your a lesbian your pussy is wet and your straight your dick is rock hard and throbbing
You: wow did you see that now I have a boner all because of Montana

Me: right my pussy is soaked
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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Montana Butcher

A dumbass who gets caught beating his meat in a dorm room while apart of a football camp in Montana. He got made fun of for get and was later forced to transfer schools due to the event.
He got caught pulling a Montana butcher.
by Fahq72727 May 1, 2025
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Montana Hot Pocket

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.
My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.
by summiebummie February 24, 2023
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Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!
by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016
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Montana walnut

Gen Alpha. It means the other person is sus, trying to gain aura points
Come on, man. Just be you. It’s giving Montana walnut
by car air conditioning June 9, 2024
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Montana Sausage Grinding

Having sex with a penis using the foreskin of another penis but both parties have to either be from Montana or actively in Montana
Guy 1: “Hey since our trips goes through Montana how about we do a bit of Montana Sausage Grinding?”

Guy 2: “Dude… fuck, yes.”
by Dihhhfinitions June 5, 2025
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Montana

Montana -
A southern, but bitterly cold province of Canada. Winter starts in October and ends in June. The scorching summer lasts for the remaining months of the year where toxic smoke from burning forests fill the air. Before the Cold War, Montana was once a US state known by the same name. When the Cold War started, Montana seceded from the United States and looked for another country to take them in. The Soviets secretly claimed the territory and planted thousands of nukes in the frozen earth. That’s right folks, it wasn’t Cuba you should’ve worried about, it was MONTANA. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, Montana was a region of France until 2003, when the French presiden had a standoff with the Saskatchewan governor and Canadian Prime Minister over sovereignty of of the territory. After four days of just the three of them locked in a small office room in Helen, the French president agreed to cease control of the territory and effectively turned over power to the Saskatchewanese. Montana gained provincial status in 2005 after just two years of being officially part of Canada. Because of the Russian control, Russian is spoken throughout the terriotory along with English. The capital of Helena has a sole official language of French, and ferociously dictates the rest of their people. They have since changed the official spelling of the state to Montagne, although it is only recognized in French-Speaking communities.
What is Montana?

Is Montana real?
by yamumisabitch May 23, 2018
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