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Monwank

Sudden urge to masterbate in public toilets. Starts with sharp pains in the balls usually resulting in disappearing for 30 - 40 minutes
Hey don't mind me I'll be in the shitter having a Monwank ... Doctors orders
by Slapass May 3, 2014
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Mongoosed

Leaving out a critical part of the story.
Krista really mongoosed........
by Czech ur inbox October 4, 2016
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mailbox money

Mailbox money is another way to word "passive income." It's money that shows up in the physical mail or electronically in your account regularly with little or no ongoing effort.
I'm making a lot of mailbox money selling my photos online.
by atomicdc November 4, 2016
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train mong

People who travel on trains and are utterly oblivious to anyone or anything in their immediate vicinity. They annoy all the time just by being in the same carriage and frankly should be culled.
Who the fuck is making all the noise licking crisp salts off their fingers? Oh yea, it's another fucking train mong.
by Ow See April 19, 2018
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mondo duke

the act of taking a massive shit that leaves behind an aftermath worse than the nukes that were dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima
"hey can you watch my grandfather for me? I've got to take a mondo duke
by dat boi 666 May 15, 2016
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monster ultra

monster ultra is fanfiction about 2 dream smp members; karl jacobs and sapnap where sapnap fucks karl with monster energy drink can.
"aaye did you read monster ultra?"
"hell yes i did. it was great and terrifying at the same time."
"yes. lets pray for karls ass."
by bigQishot July 17, 2021
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monologuing

The present tense/active form of monologued. The act of delivering an involved stream-of-consciousness exposition or explanation, usually in an overly dramatic fashion, that completely halts the conversation. Like in a book or movie where the action screeches to a halt so the character can stand and deliver a huge load of backstory or explanation. Not always TMI or a rant, although those can be forms of monologuing.
Man, she just started monologuing and it was all over.
by Me Thinking July 25, 2008
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