Carolina Mop and Slop

When a Carolina 6 (an LA 3) with dreaded hair gives you head

I had a crazy time at the bar last night, I met a chick and got the Ole Carolina Mop and Slop.

by JacksonJohnsers December 23, 2020

Mop

It's a weave gone bad

You have to go fix your mop

by DOGGFACE380 November 21, 2021

Mop

The crustiest flabbing dollar tree ass looking bitch , that's the offspring of jaba the hut and big bird fucking in the backwoods.

Mops waistline be ever expanding this milky way

Mops so fat her visceral layer is as thick as the lost sea scrolls

Mop is fresh ashore orange county

I'm going to swoosh her around the bucket brillo pad ass looking hair makes a great toilet brush

by Spek257 November 12, 2021

Mopped

When you get beat and anally raped with mop

Damn did you hear about Tyler? He got Mopped in the boys bathroom

by BigBowser August 30, 2021

mop her

fuck her

mop her til she runs from you

by reuthi September 20, 2013

Love mop

The cleaning instrument(s) used to clean after sex.

Man, last night after we did our dirty business, me and my girl had to use 3 love mops to clean up our mess.

by Silky Bowelmovement December 28, 2011

Mop Blocked

similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head

Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked

by BerryWugs March 8, 2011