Dick Messages

This would usually have connotations of a Dick Pic, however, it is not. In reality, a Dick Message is when you send three messages on a row which resemble that of a dick and balls.

Ben: I couldn’t stop laughing last night after Jeremy pointed out I kept replying to him in Dick Messages.

by will-tryers April 3, 2019

Message Job

placing the bullet in someone's body such that a specific message is sent to that person's crew or family; see through the eye, and through the mouth.

Message Gob, embre!!!...

by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

Message In A Bottle

Just a castaway, an island lost at sea, oh
Another lonely day, with no one here but me, oh
More loneliness than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
A year has passed since I wrote my note
I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life
Or love can break your heart
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Oh, message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Walked out this morning, I don't believe what I saw
Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore
Seems I'm not alone at being alone
Hundred billion castaways, looking for a home

I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, oh
Message in a bottle, yeah
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S

by Death Menace November 16, 2022

Mersades

1)adj. A Jamaican woman who belches uncontrollably.

2) n. Another name for Jamaican ladies fecal matter.

Definition #2- also known as a Jamaican beef pie.

by Bob CHC January 26, 2005

meesa

female ejaculation

The girl had to meesa on me.

by Aliensniper101 May 19, 2003

Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large

When your so god damn too fucking bored you end up breaking Urban dictionary and end up getting this on your screen.

Guy 1: I just got this message on my screen when typing qeqtyhreuyvyasujicdfvdsucaijxoscndbvhsnciamxc smcdkmvemkv cmsdfk vfb vbndfdnfbndfkmbkdmkdfgkmbgkdmfgkdmgkdmkgmfa,sfsf,sofodg,sof,sfoofofofd *whatever.* it says: Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large
Guy 2: oh... you're so bored you broke it!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 7, 2021

Mensan

Noun

What they label a severely, socially inept "genius" to make them feel special.

Man, someone needs to tell that mensan to use deodorant!

Someone needs to teach that mensan some social skills... that way he can find a real chick and stop wacking his peepee to Internet porn!

Hey mensan, guessing on the majority of the questions on your IQ test, and getting them correct, does not make you a genius.

by Yoda September 30, 2003