Mercy

a bish o.o who hates moody but really loves him

Mercy: moody GTFO

by DarkKoddy December 28, 2011

Merp

an action to merp or merping around
merping should be experienced for ones self.
Merp has no limits

you decide how you want to merp it up

Ben: Hey Sienna how was your weekend?

Sienna: Ah pretty chill you?

Ben: Mhmm just did some casual merping

Sienna: Sounds rowdy, you really know how to merp it up

by Merpislife November 7, 2010

Merple

The colour your helmet goes after a good bating session.

Bird: Dude, your knob looks fucked

Bloke: I know, I bashed it till it went Merple...

Bird: Merple WTF>>?

by psud00 January 7, 2010

the merry-go-round sing-along

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)

Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.

by Ricken the Faggot Mage October 13, 2013

mormon merry go round

getting a circle of girls and inserting once then pulling out then moving to the next girl.

we got a ton of girls together and tom ran a mormon merry go round on them

by dr al March 28, 2007

merph

a word to show emotion to some amazing or sick nasty.

"That move was merph!"

"The movie we just watched was merph"

by DennyBihhh December 4, 2007

merp

A combination of "derp" and "mep" used to describe an awkward silence created by someone doing or saying something stupid.

Teacher: "Are you sleeping?"
Student 1: "No, there's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate him."
Student 2: "Merp?"

by Derpin Bird June 5, 2011