mercer island

A very stereotyped place with a lot of rich people, but a lot of them are still really nice. Not all who live on Mercer Island are rich and not all are spoiled.

Me: Hey-
Crazy Woman: Ykno mercer island sux!
Me: Uh-
Crazy Woman: They're all weird stuk-up rich people!
Me: Wut? I-
Crazy Woman: They selfish br-
Me: LISTEN 2 ME WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by itspinkduh May 4, 2006

Mercedez

A Goal Driven and wonderful woman.
Her pussy tastes good.
A Goddess .

Make's money, but will take your's.
Apparently Mercedez Run's shit ..

Apparently you do not ..

OMG ! is that Mercedez , She's fucking beautiful !

Teach me Cedez , Please!

Damnnnnn! Look at her guys! She's gotta be a Mercedez !

I hate Mercedez, how does she do what she does ..

by x0o February 5, 2010

Merch War

A war between friends who buy band merchandise from gigs.
The aim is to buy more funky t-shirts than the next guy.
You win only when your not seen in the same t-shirt for 3 months.

Tom: I tahdarlah merched out
Andy C: So did I
Tom: I got like 5 t-shirts
Timmeeeyy: Commence Merch War...

by justjessiethebodyventura March 9, 2009

Merchandising

Doing basically nothing.

Hey Pete, wanna help move some boxes?

I can't, I'm merchandising.

by Apateonas July 8, 2017

ass merchant

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.

Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!

by Matooke September 15, 2008

Diesel mercedes

Vehicle that will go forever, many 500,000 miles with no major maintenence. The larger S-class sedan averages 28 mpg with a 5,500 pound chassis. The safest comercially produced cars available. They are also equiped to run on Bio-Diesel and can be converted to run on vegtable oil. Mercedes was the first automaker to put a diesel engine in a passenger car, and in 1974 was the first one to offer it in a turbo charged version. An early model diesel mercedes can be bought for under 2,000 usd and will last forever. You can also smash hondas with them. Racing teams in Finland have been known to produce over 400 wheel horse power with the 5 cylinder 3.0 litre turbo diesel mercedes. It also set the world record for fuel economy at Lemans in 1975, a record which has still not been broken. True story: I was driving my 1979 300SD down a windy road, and I hit some gravel and slid into a large pole. I was going about 70 mph when I hit the pole and the following damage was done to my mercedes: Broken Turnsignal, Cracked headlight casing, Scratched chrome on bumper, Broken Fog light. If you were to hit that pole in a honda going the same speed, you would have wound up with an engine (a small gay 1.6 litre engine) lodged in your rib cage.

Jim: "How did you break your turnsignal?"
Alex: "I hit a honda civic in my Diesel Mercedes."
Jim: "Is he going to buy you a new one?"
Alex: "No..he was Ejected right before his car exploded"

by brown mobile w116 December 8, 2006

Natalie Anne Merchant

This is the name of a wonderful singer whose career height came in the mid nineties with her solo debut, Tigerlily, after her peaceful separation from the band that had made her famous, 10,000 Maniacs. She has since produced several more solid albums and married with a child, little Lucia. It can be used to replace "good god," "holy moses," or the like. As such, the middle name, Anne, is a modifier to imply a more intense coolness, while her first and last names are simply in keeping with normal coolness. It can also be used to express disbelief or surprise.

Example of Intense Coolness-
Girl 1- "Natalie Anne Merchant! Where did you get those shoes!?
Girl 2- "Payless."

Example of Disbelief-
Student 1- "Natalie Merchant! I failed my math test!"
Student 2- "I got one hundred percent."
Student 1- "Suck it, ho."

by Guillame Dunne March 13, 2005