Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

by Stringer57 October 18, 2008

McCaingasm

When watching Senator John McCain on TV or in real life and it produces a gloriously precious orgasm. It is probably his extreme body movement and his way with words that arouses your senses.

I heard my father having a McCaingasm last night in his room.

by Bare-Ass Willy January 20, 2009

Pulled a McCain

To go and be a jerk to the people that helped you in the past.

Brad didn't give Heather the position he promised her on the student council, citing his reason as "She is a complete idiot". He pulled a McCain on her.

by starwar1 September 30, 2008

McCarter

When a dick gets stuck in a dick.

"Dude, Mike totally charged Markus and they got McCartered. John was too in pain from his PPVA to notice, but it was really pomosexual."

by Dick Inadick October 17, 2013

mccain

an old fucker that just lost to obama

mccain sucks

by fuckmccain obama08 March 13, 2009

McCain

When someone tells a lie like a politician would.

I told her I couldn't see her again tonight because I had to go to Washington to deal with the US Financial bailout.

Oh you McCained her.

Yeah, I McCained her.

by Sir Whackalot January 13, 2009

sadie mccabe

the awesomest person on the planet. there is only one in the world that is just amazingly awesome, and she is. she is athletic, pretty, nice, funny and AWESOME. everyone loves a sadie when they meet one.

person 1 ~ did you see that cool girl?
person 2 ~ duh. its a sadie mccabe

by sadiemccabefan December 15, 2013