mayonnaise hole

The act of creaming one's butthole with mayonnaise.

Let me mayonnaise hole you.

by prettybadwtf October 3, 2022

Mayonna

pretty, hot, tall, blonde.

Mayonna is the dumbest blonde ever. period ah, period uh.

by hottie with a tottie October 4, 2022

mayonnaid

An emulsification of egg white, lemon juice, water, and sugar, meant to be served as a refreshing summer beverage or on a sandwich as a spread.

"It's so hot out, I could really go for a glass of mayonnaid," said Sid.
"Same," replied Dave, "and I'd love some on my salami sandwich, too."

by the gourmand October 16, 2022

mayonnaise man

A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.

Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."

by creatorofthefarts November 6, 2022

Myzone

Ones personal possessions or denoting property such as clothing, cars, women or money.

Urban: Why you be sweatin dat lacky-lack......you know dat shit dare be myzone fool.
Normal: I caught you looking over my new Cadillac .....just made the last payment now it’s mine.

by Bunny0001 November 18, 2022

mayonnaise

making someone realize they're asking for the opposite of what they want. Very effective against intellectuals.

Noam Chomskeys ukraine argument needed a lil mayonnaise to get others to realize that he would defend the nazis if it meant going against US foreign policy.

by mhargis November 19, 2022

Mayonnaise mace

When you take a metal rod and put it through a mayonnaise and freeze it and after that you take it out and it become a Mayonnaise Mace

Yo i crafted a Mayonnaise Mace

by DingleEater November 28, 2022