Karl Malden

When, in the act of performing a rim job on your female partner, you suddenly insert your nose deep into her pussy and forcefully exhale through your nostils, creating an artificial queefer of biblical proportions.

The Karl Malden is best performed in the summer time when your nostrils are unclogged.

by Euesblue102 September 7, 2008

emo maidens

A derogetory term which cool people use to describe fans of heavy metal music or anyone who claims heavy metal music as their first and foremost choice of music.

Metal heads as they are called often spend alot of time and energy whining about rap,goth,emo and other crappy ass music not realizing that their music also sucks and is laughed at by us old-school motherfuckers as trendy,teeny-bopper music.These punk ass little bitches are also always talking about how great and how cool bands like Iron Maiden,Guns and Roses,and Motley Crue are as if those bands even rate.Iron Maiden is a fucking joke.GNR has no talent.And Motley Crue are better known as the Douche Crew or as Buttley Screw to those "in the know" a.k.a. cool people.


synonyms: poser , fag , emo-fag , goth , trendies wanna-be's ,etc.

Oh my goth,look at those emo maidens thinkin they're all billy-badass baggin on emo and goth and not even knowing that metal is just as gay and pointless and stupid.Fuckin teenyboppers!!!!! emo-maidens = teenybopper bullshit!!!!!

Go listen to Mercyful Fart and die you little emo-maidens!!

I'll fuckin kill all you little fags! (quite literally)

(my wallet is the one that says "bad motherfucker" on it)

by I fuckin killed Disco you little fags!!!!!!! September 12, 2005

Iron Maiden

The worst band ever. A band that gets way too much credit. They do not deserve to mentioned ever. period.

guy: "oh my god i love iron maiden!"

girl: "led zeppelin is way better than iron maiden. iron maiden sucks balls, i'm never going out with you again."

by flufalupacus February 24, 2009

Steve Madden

To be very under the influence of benzodiazepines. (Benzos, xanax, valium, qualudes, etc.)

"Man I was so Steve Madden last night, I ended up dancing like John Travolta naked."

by Vanilla bean June 2, 2015

iron maiden

iron maiden is the suckiest, gayest band of all time. music for the souls of twisted, long haired, satanic bitches. HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF FROM THIS MADNESS: Carry a crucifix around and if one of these goths tries to hurt you, show him/her/it the crucifix: "OW! THE LIGHT, IT BURNS!" I hate iron maiden.

"Somebody save me, its Iron Gayden, i mean iron maiden!"

by iron maiden sucks and i dont know why they even try July 30, 2006

Masden

Masden is a unique name. She is one of the greatest friends you'll ever have. She doesn't try to make anyone mad over any circumstance and always brings a smile to your face, somehow. She is beautiful and very very smart. She is nice to everyone, but she knows when to be real with someone. She is strong and has a good heart. She overcomes all tough obstacles, sometimes without a stumble. She is so so talented and blessed with many wonderful things in her life. She is a great person.

See Masden over there? She so fly.

by Laura Bethhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh July 9, 2011

Maiden Laden

"A phrase used to describe something that is heavily influenced, or contains a lot of Iron Maiden."

"Dude, my weekend was so Maiden Laden."

by TheForsakenDarkness December 28, 2011