MAMTEB GENTLEMEN

A member or members of the group MAMTEB, who most generally have the following traits: wearing top hats and/or bow ties, being part marmat, and being extremely well-hung.

Mrs. Percy: "Oh, dear. I haven't had my clitoris stimulated or my hedges pruned in the shapes of funny little forest creatures lately. What shall I do?"

Brad Pitt: "Call a Mamteb Gentleman. They are all hotter than I am."

Mrs. Percy. "Okay. You're right. Mamteb Gentlemen always satisfy every desire."

by Steven Gardner October 24, 2007

MAMTEBed

When you are watching the TV show Touched By An Angel in syndication and getting your knob polished by a foxy snow bunny.

Lataytay: "Hey, Jermaine. What did you do last night?"

Jermaine: "Bitch, My ho came over and I got MAMTEBed!"
I jizzed all over her forehead!"

Lataytay: "DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUHHHHHMMMM..."

by Steven Gardner October 23, 2007

Maltelfovich

The language people use when austining to make sure their target is unaware they are being mocked.

Bob: "Hey, Joe, there goes that vampiritic slut, Jose!"
Joe: "And here he comes to beat you up. >watches stupid Bob get the shit kicked out of him< Sigh. If only you'd used Maltelfovich."

by Crazy Axer July 6, 2009

Mantel Shake

What occurs when stepping over a person and bagging them then shaking after. then usually repeated or you dismount.

"I was mantel shaking the guy over there, he liked it"
"My girlfriend hates it when i mantel shake in front of her"

by Mysterious creeper May 20, 2010

Mantero

its a way of getting high

also feeling undeniable

after I finished laying down those beats we were Mantero high

by flipinscotch November 4, 2010

MalTej

Two friends who act so much alike that they could be mistaken for twins. Their bond of friendship will be one that overcomes every obstacle from Boy troubles to supposed backstabbing. Lies and deceit can not tear them apart. They are the last two pieces to a social puzzle.

"We need a MalTej in our group"

"Omg, look at those two! They are total MalTej's"

Mal- "We are total act-a-like twins!"
Tej- "You mean a MalTej?"
Mal- "Yes!!! Thats just what I was thinking!"

by OneHalfOfAMalTej June 6, 2011

manterbating

(verb) when a female actively checks out a male or multiple males in order to achieve a pleasurable sensation and/or an eyegasm.

Nikki and Winnie are sitting in the mall and Winnie spots a very attractive male specimen.

(Nikki says to Winnie)

DUDE! are you manterbating right now?!

by Nniuq and Elocin August 13, 2011