Robert Madeley

A Robert Madeley is a poorly brought up individual with poor taste in everything, with an inability to interact with normal human beings

gosh you're a bit of a Robert Madeley rant you....

by Poon pulvirizer the 3rd November 20, 2018

Mandela

The most prestigious type of self gratification, a "mandela" is the act of masturbation while incarcerated. Due to the isolation and semi private room, the Mandela is a must for prison stays of any length. Named so aptly after Nelson Mandela who through years of jail time probably beat off over a speculated 100,000 times.

"Dude what did you do while you were in the drunk tank for 3 hours last night?"

"I just pulled a Mandela and passed out."

by Jake Tyler Brigance February 18, 2008

Mandem

It is a British slang for a group or gang of boys especially a big or shady looking group.

Yo look at that massive mandem

by Miz-San October 8, 2018

mandem sugar

best friends.
Buddies.
Chums.

"They are my mandem sugars!"

"How's it going my mandem sugar?"

by JameSLICE March 24, 2008

Madeline

The perfect girl. When you see her, it's like your whole world turned upside down. To spend a minute with her is like spending a lifetime in heaven. SHE HAS A TEMPER. Yes, she gets mad even sometimes when people constantly copy her every day, but she can also brighten your day like no one else can. Madeline's love animals, swimming, and Jake Paul. She is a cat lover, so don't bring a dog up in her house. Madeline's typically have blond hair and blue or hazel eyes. Sometimes she can be a little wack, but you'll have the most fun because she knows how to get a party started. If you ever meet a Madeline you better keep her close because she may be the best thing that ever happens to you.

I can't believe I found a Madeline!

by MashaMandy November 1, 2017

Mandals

Guys that wear sandals, usually flip flops.

I think Jon Walker is the only guy who can wear mandals and get away with it.

by rockergurl217 January 4, 2010

Mandela Nut

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

by thiscouldalsobematthewcastro November 14, 2018