Demon Magnet

A purple penis in the shape of an eggplant.

How did they get together?

She's an actual demon and he has a demon magnet.

by percisi0n September 22, 2022

Swoon Magnet

When someone is so attractive that they cause people to faint

Hamish was the ultimate swoon magnet

by Huttie March 16, 2017

magnetational

adj., having the properties of magnetism and gravity. Often used by idiot creationists who have no clue what they're talking about.

For more about magnetational, see "Piercing the Wash"

by MrBlasphemy July 30, 2006

white magnet

starbucks

a white magnet is starbucks

by huntingdownwhoevertookmyname March 22, 2024

knuckle magnet

One who's face is so punch able that their very existence drives people crazy

"Mom, I got punched today." "Well, stop being such a knuckle magnet."

by Thekilz348 September 11, 2016

Shit Magnet

People who attract the worst. In a call centre this would imply people who get the worst calls and yet resolve them. All of us have seen people like these at call centres, soon as they are back from a holiday, the calls start getting bad.

John was a shit magnet, his managers wanted him though.

by forgive1 December 20, 2021

Bird Magnet

A sexual act in which you coat a thick layer of bird seed on your genitalia while you lay in the forest waiting for birds to peck at your genitalia

Hey, Jimmy I just got done in the forest being a Bird Magnet

by DryBoneJack May 7, 2025