by eflatus August 8, 2009
Get the Magic Toastermug. (n) - common slang term for the sacred underwear that Mormons (Church of Latter Day Saints) wear underneath all their clothes as a symbolism of their commitment to God. Plain usually white underwear like a T-shirt & boxer shorts adorned with 4 symbols. For ladies it means generally wearing the vestments underneath their bras and panties. The garments can only be purchased from an official Mormon store.
Mitt's suit always looks so ill fitted because he wears those magic underpants under his shirt and pants.
by alias alias January 31, 2008
Get the magic underpantsmug. The milk that spurts fourth from your magical love tunnel upon climax. It often easily mistaken for hair gel. When applied to your partners face, it can be the perfect way to end a date. Try to avoid exposure to the eyes, unless your into that kinda shit.
by CareToLax? September 23, 2009
Get the Magic Milkmug. Two Friendly Dragons + Breeding Den + Lights Off + Time = Baby Dragon. It's magic! --Dragon Story
This is the place where the magic happens. Seriously, we're not sure how it works, we just know that this is place where Dragons came from. --Dragon Vale
Males and females are given the tools to do one thing commonly: Making magic.
This is the place where the magic happens. Seriously, we're not sure how it works, we just know that this is place where Dragons came from. --Dragon Vale
Males and females are given the tools to do one thing commonly: Making magic.
by Shaath April 5, 2013
Get the making magicmug. Bullshit answer for something you don't want to explain, go into detail on, or if it's something you really have no idea as to the cause of.
"How'd you do that, Mark?"
"Elf magic."
"Look Mr. Frodo, real elf magic!"
"How'd you guess that? No one's ever guessed that before. How'd you know?"
"Elf magic."
"Elf magic."
"Look Mr. Frodo, real elf magic!"
"How'd you guess that? No one's ever guessed that before. How'd you know?"
"Elf magic."
by 5uperman September 1, 2007
Get the elf magicmug. The art of pulling a solution to a problem, money, or a much needed object, etc. or lawsuit from out of nowhere to save or ruin the day. (Like your ass.) This can be used for good or evil purposes.
There must have been some old ass magic in that hat of his he found, because it kept him from melting into a puddle of yellow snow, and he continued to dance year round. (As he set fire to the children. Which he is now suing for the damage their burning corpses made to his dry cleaning.)
by Dr. Spank September 2, 2012
Get the Ass Magicmug. Pussy magic : abstract noun
The magic all women hold between their legs and use to manipulate the world around them with their sexual essence.
Most men do not even know of its existence.
Pussy magic can be emotional, verbal, or physical.
Verbal Pussy magic is when you and a lady have a disagreement, and all of a sudden she says something like " i want you to eat me". She can do this directly or say it through a text message. BUT Now because the male is aroused he has forgotten about said disagreement.
Physical pussy magic is when a lady actually uses her pussy and or lady parts. Example. For years you and your wife have had "good sex". She moans and you think your giving her organisms.
Years later the truth comes out and she can not have an orgasim via penatration and acted them out in her desperation to make your feel like a man and keep you around as her shoulder to lean on.
The magic all women hold between their legs and use to manipulate the world around them with their sexual essence.
Most men do not even know of its existence.
Pussy magic can be emotional, verbal, or physical.
Verbal Pussy magic is when you and a lady have a disagreement, and all of a sudden she says something like " i want you to eat me". She can do this directly or say it through a text message. BUT Now because the male is aroused he has forgotten about said disagreement.
Physical pussy magic is when a lady actually uses her pussy and or lady parts. Example. For years you and your wife have had "good sex". She moans and you think your giving her organisms.
Years later the truth comes out and she can not have an orgasim via penatration and acted them out in her desperation to make your feel like a man and keep you around as her shoulder to lean on.
"Hey john how did Sara become VP of Google?"
" Man, she blew her way through the top of the board of directors; she must know how powerful that pussy magic can be".
" Tom really thinks he wears the pants in his house dosent he?"
" Toms an idiot man, little does he know that his wifes pussy magic is so strong that she has him believing he wears the pants, when actually she wears the pants and has all the car notes and bank accounts in her name."
" Man, she blew her way through the top of the board of directors; she must know how powerful that pussy magic can be".
" Tom really thinks he wears the pants in his house dosent he?"
" Toms an idiot man, little does he know that his wifes pussy magic is so strong that she has him believing he wears the pants, when actually she wears the pants and has all the car notes and bank accounts in her name."
by King cake February 22, 2015
Get the pussy magicmug.