by thetangiableturbothot October 28, 2019
by KungFu Hearn May 23, 2016
by Dr. Dr. PhD May 13, 2020
When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.
The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.
by Ozzy Fosburn January 14, 2012
by studyhard69 May 15, 2016
Four loko alternative. Tastes slightly better, 12 percent alcohol, ridiculously sweet and fruity flavored, malt liquor, tallboy 24 oz can, the whole nine yards. No uppers tho. That good shit. Not a bad beverage to steal in cases from the back of a truck so you and your friends can do hoodrat shit like the Mad Ballrs you are!
Guy 1: Yo dude I'm not sure we should do this...
Mad Ballr: I'm a FUCKING MAD BALLR of course we bout to steal this booze and do hoodrat shit.
Guy 1: Okay yo sounds like fun.
*downs Mad Ballr*
WOAH OKAY I'M WASTED WHO WANTS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS
Mad Ballr: I'm a FUCKING MAD BALLR of course we bout to steal this booze and do hoodrat shit.
Guy 1: Okay yo sounds like fun.
*downs Mad Ballr*
WOAH OKAY I'M WASTED WHO WANTS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS
by The MAD BALLR March 26, 2014
Every year, school districts across the United States must learn the chemical symbol of 71 elements on the periodic table in an elaborate "challenge science" course offered to those who took the "challenge by choice."
The competition is a quick paced game that allows only the quickest writers and top studiers to win a Texas road house gift card. The game is played by your teacher typing 5 elements or their symbols on the smart board, and you must write the opposite (element or symbol) as fast as possible. Two people play against each other at a time, and it is in the form of a tournament. It is an extremely competitive competition and many teachers offer after school practice.
The competition is a quick paced game that allows only the quickest writers and top studiers to win a Texas road house gift card. The game is played by your teacher typing 5 elements or their symbols on the smart board, and you must write the opposite (element or symbol) as fast as possible. Two people play against each other at a time, and it is in the form of a tournament. It is an extremely competitive competition and many teachers offer after school practice.
Bob: I am so ready for the element madness championship tomorrow! Who do you think will win?
Sally: Well Joe broke his right hand, so I'm gonna go with Kaitlyn.
Sally: Well Joe broke his right hand, so I'm gonna go with Kaitlyn.
by Period 5 pyschos November 15, 2016