missiletoe

Refers to either of two incendiary-rocket-related definitions:

(1) The characteristic bruising/blistering suffered by careless/clumsy armory-workers who repeatedly drop said ordnance while wearing inadequate shoe-protection.
(2) A spherical-shaped cluster of explosives which is hung from the ceiling at a terrorists' end-of-year party; it's the only way to get these hatred-steeped warmongers to display any degree of affection.

Contrary to what he told Jeff Dunham, Achmed came to look as he is today by trying to kiss one of his 46 wives underneath the missiletoe --- he'd unknowingly set the timer wrong on one of them, and the whole 0%!$@# cluster went up due to "premature detonation".

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

Missilegt

Better than vibe

Missilegt is better then vibe at gorilla tag

by Missilegt March 16, 2022

Missiles

Maybe THEY are not launching the missiles! DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!

Hym "Missiles are good."

by Hym Iam June 24, 2025

Hypersonic Missiles

Yeah, I saw those. Those were fuckin sick! I like the sound they make when the zip off like that. Sounds super futuristic. Pretty cool. Make sure you click that Dead Hand on or... I assume that's something you'd leave on but still...

Hym "Yeah those Hypersonic missiles were dope."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2025

Fire off some missiles

Slang for masturbation, ejaculation

Here's a magazine to help fire off some missiles.

by Wigwam Doctor January 25, 2024

missplelled

Allll a work of Alice's aka "um someone" mind. Really is rubbish, has no meaning whatsoever. :D

missplelled is just a typo of misspelled

by Sylvia September 5, 2004

Missle Toe

The male version of camel toe, when a guy's weiner is showing through tight jeans.

I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!

by JeremyFeit December 13, 2016