Miami

A small town in Florida where red neck drivers change lanes at least 15 times per minute.

What are those crab-like drivers doing? Must be in Miami rn.

by Knmagor June 12, 2023

Miami O’Clock

When the time reaches 3:05 and 305 is the area code of Miami in essence making it Miami o’clock

Jack: Hey man it’s 5 minutes pass Miami O’Clock

Alex: bro word?

Jack: yeah lol

by 212gstar June 18, 2023

Miami Springs Middle School

A school where there's a lot of drug addicts, wannabe gangsters, annoying nerdy kids, and RHLM fanatics, the school with the best fights, riots, and snacks being sold, vapes, weed, etc. when you join this school, you automatically become an RHLM fan or a wannabe gangster.

Jacob: Yo you heard David joined Miami Springs Middle School
Christopher: Yeah man, he is such a crackhead RHLM fan now.

by thpseudonym July 8, 2023

Misamiswitch

Misamiswitch, or Misami for short, is when a person who hated one thing in the past becomes the thing they hated. Usually happens with people under 13, but can happen to teens and adults too. The word comes from prefixes mis- (meaning hate, wrong, bad) and ami- (love, enjoy, like). Can also be called the Misami Rule.

Derek was an antifurry a few years ago, but now all he talks about is furry stuff. Must be misamiswitch.

by "D*cktionary" September 25, 2023

Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.

Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"

by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023

miami moondust

The byproduct of having sex one night, saving the man’s cum, and then grinding the dried cum up in a pepper grinder the morning after to snort like cocaine. Known aphrodisiac.

Janice snorted some Miami Moondust she saved from her liaison with Jeff the night before.

Jim loved felching, but there was something about Miami Moondust that always took the edge off the morning after.

by HoxhaWasAPacifist October 7, 2023

miamification

When you move to Miami. You have a glow up called miamification. This is due in part to the competitive nature of Miami.

Wow! The miamification really hit you. You’ve only been here for a month, you look amazing!

by Kingcnf October 9, 2023