tetrosexual

a person who loves 4 play

s/he's a real tetrosexual at parties

by Geoff Petersson January 7, 2004

Melosexual

a sexuality for people in love with Lorde

Oh my God! Lorde just posted a photo and I think I'm melosexual now!

by cowboydubstep June 14, 2018

metro sexual

a straight man that appears gay because he is well groomed: uses product in his hair, never wears sandals without having a pedicure, and makes sure his socks match his posh clothing. smells good too

a straight guy that has the queer eye

by calicarol December 7, 2003

mterosexual

an adjective describing any straight man who takes pride in his own appearance. coined by the ingenious fab five. this word may also describe a man who spends excessive amounts of time on his hair/face/general appearance see also metrosexual

after being queer-eyed, my father became a prime meterosexual

by mary magdalene December 13, 2004

Hetrosexual

A guy that is actually homosexual but is denying it.

"He lyin' m8, we all kno he ain't no hetrosexual!"

by WhatsernameAgain? June 17, 2016

meterosexual

A man who has sex with other men not because he is gay, but because it is fashionable.

If I was meterosexual, I could thail the theven theas!

by alehar September 6, 2004

Retrosexual

Someone who does it 'old school'

That bloke doesn't have his eyebrows threaded and he isn't even wearing his hair in a bun...
Yeah that because he's a retrosexual, not a moisturising wet wipe

by Duttbag August 9, 2019