Potato Mail

When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper

Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.

by Mr. Ornelas October 8, 2017

Booty Mail

A booty call through email.

J: Check your email.
P: Did I just receive a booty mail from you?
J: See ya tonight!

by Bug Smasher September 26, 2017

Pink Mail

A form of blackmail where the female uses her vagina as leverage to get what she wants. Can also be used with bussies (a boy vagina).

Yo I can't believe that Victoria blackmailed Mr. Jefferson to win the contest

No gurl, you're wrong she pink mailed him

Ya, what a slut

by Cax_Maulfield May 12, 2018

drop some mail

Tell your friends. Typically after being laid well, you brag to your crew.

When I finished her right, she went off to drop some mail and her friends wanted in.

by EatSkones February 12, 2017

moist mail

when your mailman cums on your mail

I hate our mail man he's always putting moist mail in out box

by Cheetomilk March 3, 2017

D-mail

To send someone an email where the only thing associated with the email is an attachment of a dick pick. Essentially the dick version of being Rick Rolled.

"Paul sent me the nastiest D-mail today! He said the attachment was of a the biggest thing imaginable, but it was just a picture of his dick!"

by D-mailer June 4, 2016

e-mail failure

when you type someone’s name wrong in an email but the government knows who you were trying to contact and contacts them through esp anyways.

The e-mail failure had someone thinking about the sender during the day.

by Coop Dupe December 12, 2019