Someone who eats the one exact same food for lunch every day. Compared to a monogamous relationship where one strictly has just one partner.
Person 1: Look at Bill in the office kitchen eating a bagel sandwich again.
Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
by GorillaGripCuuchie69 January 17, 2021
Get the Lunch monogamistmug. A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.
Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"
by gyo December 9, 2012
Get the abort lunchmug. When a co-worker or friend is being difficult about going to lunch. Specifically, they arrive late to the destination and have complaints regarding the selection of food.
by lkjhgfdsapoiuyt November 4, 2009
Get the lunch divamug. by Slangplug920 September 18, 2019
Get the Lunch boxmug. The best time of day. The time when you mix all of the grossest and yuckiest things are mixed together to make a gross mess. But it is so fun to do with your friends.
by munchy-lunch. November 16, 2022
Get the Munchy Lunchmug. 
The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.
Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"
Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"
Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"
by I like My Bike November 4, 2011
Get the student lunchedmug.