Leech

1. Noun; A person who can't keep a job and relies on the contributions of a significant other to get by, while not giving any credit to said significant other; The loss or lack of employment is usually "not their fault."

Steven lost his job, looks like Jen has the leech in full force yet again.

Steven has reached peak leech, lost 3 jobs in one year and still hasn't contributed to the mortgage.

by whosthegoat June 26, 2018

leech and scoot

visually known as a shittalking gnome with green hair and a tedency to rally up his BROR.

you would leech and scoot ..

by honchh July 25, 2018

leech

freezin

freezin is a leech put that ak back

by Drezly September 4, 2018

Leech

The definition of a leech is simple...

Garth

That guy Garth is a real leech

by GarthIsALeech September 14, 2018

Lechzi

An evil magician that uses propoganda, seduction, and brain washing to lure people the satanic cult of the Bathroom Gods. They are known to devour the souls of the innocent and steal all sense of free will from the victim. The only way to ward them off is to pelt them with water balloons filled with refrigerated sacred water.

Lechzi ate Ricky’s soul.

by That Fridge Friar September 14, 2018

lechugera

A native person that sells lettuce in the mountains of Machu Pichu

Nohely used to be a lechugera before Romulo rescued her

by Incangod January 1, 2019

Leech

A retarded redneck with a crusty ass mullet named dirty dick Dan

Dirty dick Dan is a leech. He latched onto my pooper just to get a log of shit on his mustache

by Dirty dick Daniel January 8, 2019