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A lonely wank in a Travelodge

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.
The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.
by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022
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The Lonely Wanderer

Shoving a small turd inside the vagina of a woman.
Bro last night she let me do the Lonely Wanderer on her. I might have to wife her!
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taking a lonely

1. taking a a photo of yourself alone, by yourself; taking a selfie alone. a solofie

2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you
Definition 1:

I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.

Definition 2:

"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"
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THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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DESTROY LONELY

Greatest rapper to ever step foot on earth , Bobby

Wardell sandimanie the third
Guy:Did you listen to too damn rich by DESTROY LONELY
Guy 2 : yuh ts was fyeb
Guy 3 : bro I'm a put you on , listen to do the most buy DESTROY LONELY you won't regret

( starts playing crystal castles buy DESTROY LONELY)
by yeatismid November 20, 2023
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Lonely emo

Ur such a tyler
Tyler meaning lonely emo
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Lone Wolf

Animal - A lone Wolf is a Wolf that has been excluded by the pack or has the Pack. This Wolfs are Rather Stronger than other wolfs as these wolfs can survive in any condition
Trait or Personality - People with this personality are serious(not all of them), they are self-dependent, they work alone
they can work with a group or do the work alone
He is a lone Wolf, he doesn't need any help with the Task
by Certainly Not Red June 11, 2021
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