Looking the other way

A threat of being slapped or punched if you don’t obey someone’s demands.

If you don’t return my bike in 1 hour you’re going to be looking the other way real fast. And it better not be damaged!

by Dogmomat57 December 27, 2021

Licking my wounds

Taking time off from socializing and/or going out using that time instead to heal from an embarrassing experience

Friend 1: "What are you doing siting all alone just staring at the telephone? There's a party happening over at Stacy's."
Friend 2: "I'm just sitting here licking my wounds...and I don't think I'll be finished soon..."

by Lafy February 27, 2022

licking ketchup of the homies nipples

My hobby

“I like to be licking ketchup of the Homies nipples”

by Vinnie.VR April 17, 2022

Looking for a tractor

When one “accidentally” clicks on a porn website instead of a website about tractors. Famously done by former Tory MP Neil Parish who claimed he was looking at Tractors after being caught watching porn in the house of commons.

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to be looking for a tractor.

by TheTenaciousOne May 1, 2022

Licking Cloth

Needing to take a shit really badly, your turd sticking out of your anus licking the inside of your pants.

Johnny was licking cloth so he sprinted to the toilet and managed to evacuate his bowels safely.

by Cumguzzler42069 July 18, 2022

looking like five miles of bad road

Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.

She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road

by amarialin September 23, 2022

Window looking

Seeing a hot guy/girl and checking them out but you wouldn't actually want to date them, maybe because they're too hot for you or they look arrogant. So then you just do some window looking.

Veronika: *looking a guy from a distance*
Jennifer : Why dont you go talk to him?
Veronika: No way! I'm just doing some window looking, he seems full of himself with those wandering eyes and that smirk.
Jennifer: Nice

by iliketacos4ever December 6, 2012