loaded waffle

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.

"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

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by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014

loading a musket

metaphor for anal sex, but the kind that really packs it in there, you know the kind that will probably have some sort of explosive finale

Dude, I totally want to stick it in that girl's ass..
I dunno, bro, she looks too uptight, if you tried it'd probably be like loading a musket, after you pullout she's gonna shart all over the place

by ProfessorBling July 20, 2017

Ladies

The term used on construction sites to tell people to open their freaking ears

"LADIES, get my cord ready!!!"

by Dino Nuggie November 8, 2020

Loaded piece of toast

A wildly outrageous amount of blame/shame being placed on something minor.

Megan Markle is being blamed for deforestation and murder for eating avocado toast, and she said, "That's a loaded piece of toast!"

If I hadn't smiled at Billy, he wouldn't have broken up with Sarah, and she wouldn't have crashed her car while she was crying.... um, excuse me, but that's a loaded priece of toast!

by Meghanfan March 7, 2021

ladies hat trick

Is when you lick eat and bang your milf's pussy all in the same session in other words you score 3 different ways

I pulled a ladies hat trick on my girl last night by licking , eating and banging her pussy

by BIG T 49 December 2, 2022

full-loader

Getting stinkin' drunk or wasted and not holding back.

You should've come out last night. We pulled a full-loader and Colin picked up a couple tights.

by Turkey_Dinner August 28, 2006

Bubble Loader

1. A useless product, made only for money and/or personal gain.

2. Something that's everywhere because of it's looks rather than it's performance values.

3. A slang-name, used to degrade a person's status as a high-ranking member of society.

1. When the Bubble Loader Crisis of 2015 started, the American public found themselves rather stupid, while bowing down to their righteous leader, Christopher A. Sinclair.

2. Michael Bay is the King of the Constantly Transforming Land of the Bubble Loaders.

3. "You know, man, 'hat Bubble Loada' in th' big White Hous' sure know how'ta mess 'em thing up! Ya feelin' meh?"

by TheAngrySlaveWriter June 18, 2015