White Lightning

The act of simultaneous urination and ejaculation.

The other day i white lightninged all up in her, and now that bitch is sterile!

by sam_813 January 6, 2008

lightning before the thunder

Premature ejaculation, as referenced in the song Thunder by Imagine Dragons

Thunder, feel the thunder thunder. Lightning before the thunder thunder. Thunder. Thuthuthunder thunder.

by MASTERoftheWisdom April 18, 2018

Lighting a candle

Smoking a cigarette

Hey Jimmy! Stop that!

What? I'm just lighting a candle.

That can give you lung cancer!

That's exactly what I'm looking for.

by King_of_Mexico August 6, 2016

stoner lighting

The act of running or avoiding the authorities while high on marijuana or a cannabis product.

With the Red Blue flashing down the road, the fled like stoner lightning

by Redman April 26, 2005

Lightweight

An odd shaped being that is hospitalized when returning from a stag do and has to rely on two separate drips to stabilize his condition.

I'm such a pussy lightweight that all they were shouting in the hospital was "CARDIAC ARREST!!!"

by Potential Wife August 20, 2008

Lightning Beads

Small to large round beads that people, usually gay males, stick up their behinds to get off/masterbate.

Oh, John, shove those lightning beads farther! Farther!

by LovelyVegetarian October 21, 2010

lightning crotch

a person with blonde hair and blonde pubes.
can generally light any fire crotches fire.

"whoa look at that blonde babe over there with that fire crotch!"
"its because shes a lightning crotch and can liht his fire"

by lizzzzzay August 17, 2007