Last lap

A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.

"Daaaaamn son! Your ass is stank! You better throw down a last lap while you're in there!"

by Pitou1093 August 5, 2017

National sit on lap day

On March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

exp: why you sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

lap fox

An attractive, femme person who sits in laps as a form of affection; oftentimes (although not always) involving secretly engaging in sexual activities in public places

Some users of the term may additionally imply participation in furry culture / cosplay / roleplay fantasy; however, this is not an inherent requirement of the term's meaning.

Is it cool if I invite Sara over to hang?

- Your Tinder friend, the lap fox?

Yeah... she's super sweet, extremely affectionate, and she keeps practically begging me to invite her over the next time I'm with my friends.

- Hell yeah, bro, tell her she's always welcome to hang with us.

- yeah... agreed... why isn't she already here?

by hetecro April 2, 2025

Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.

I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.

by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020

National sit on lap day

On march 3rd u can sit on anyone lap for the day

exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022

Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018

lapping the boys

Licking, teasing and tickling your buds balls while he's fucking your girl to help make him blow a huge load.

Lapping the boys is how I help my friend have an intense orgasm while he's fucking my girl.

by Watchinfool September 16, 2023