laidout

Laidout is a band that consists or four talented muscicians TA KD DC and MB.

Laidout RULES!

by Laidin July 1, 2003

tub of lard

Knee-jerk reaction from the right-wing in response to any topic put forth by filmmaker Michael Moore.

Used to defer the topic of conversation from that which may cause embarassment to their person or affect their stock prices negatively.

Person A: "Have you heard about the new Michael Moore book/film?"

Person B: "That Michael Moore sure is a tub of lard, huh?"

by Hassenpfeffer May 7, 2004

laidies

people who are girls

my laidies and i are the best

by kristin June 3, 2004

laidout

the GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! yall better bow down to their greatness

i saw laidout play last night! they ROCKED MY SOCKS! DAMN! FO SHIZZLE!

by laidouts numba 1 fan 4 lyfe October 21, 2003

Lairy

Southern English slang used to mean "Don't fuck with me" and aimed at someone who is being insulting or confrontational. Often the person who uses this word thinks he is a bad man and the person who it is aimed at has damaged their fragile ego somehow.

Chav#1: Damn man, your girlfriend has had more cocks in her than the barn her family lives in!
Chav#2: *grabs chav #1 by the collar* Listen bruv don't get lairy or i will fuck you up right here and now!!!

by ElloElloEllo! May 12, 2006

Laidiation

More or less a radiation of a girl's sex. It's a given ratio that tells you how big a slut and/or hot a girl is. It is measured by a number out of 100 of how many guys she would fuck in her radius over another number out of 100 of how many guys would fuck her in her radius.

A hot girl who gives out could have a laidiation factor of 80 over 90.

A busted girl who gives out could have a laidiation factor of 70 over 10.

A perfect 10 with a boyfriend could have a laidiation factor of 1 over 100 (because she only fucks one guy).

by James Belfer October 28, 2007

bare laid

To have intercourse once or more in one night. "Bare" originates from the London slang to mean "an abundance of".

"Ahh mate I got bare laid last night"

by simon1111 November 21, 2007