Luca

A quiet, but very clever boy with a lot of talent in music. He is also very funny and likes to share his personal life on social media. All the girls like him, him being very handsome. You could compare him to Ed Sheeran and James Bond at the same time. His favorite song is Radioactive, BY FAR

Luca:*sings Radioactive*
All the girls in the room:"Wow Luca, your voice is as beautiful as you are!"

by thomasfaraianu January 5, 2023

luca

a fat and pasty relative of Emma Harris, know predominantly for his balding head (although the hair he does have is infested severely with lice), lack of back definition (he is covered in fat rolls), poor chest genetics, half rep bicep curls and lack of a jawline.

Luca is often mistaken with any of the following: an a4 piece of paper, a hippo, akebono taro, anyone with liver failure, nikocado avocado, albinos and of course the common hedgehog.

common abuser of steroids and children.

wow that is one fat man his name must either be luca or I must be staring at tammy for tlc.

by libbyharriss January 7, 2023

Luca

An illiterate, smelly hobgoblin who has a nub for a penis that is so small the doctors thought it was a tumour

Omg yuck it's Luca, quick Avery your eyes

by STRAWBYMILK November 20, 2022

Luca

a person who has imortal rizz (also know as a rizzly bear)and is a top g who gets all the bitches.

bro that dude is a Luca

by Top G/ rizzly bear February 23, 2023

luca

luca is the most cutest boy ever. My face lights up every time i see him smile. Everyone thinks hes ugly but only people with good taste know hes the most handsome boy in the world :)))

omg lucas so ugly
*in mind* he soooo hot i want to marry him

by ramen.saarah February 24, 2023

Luca

Man With an Enourmous Penis that also gets crazy amounts of pussy.

Damn Luca You been Clapping Cheeks ?

by lucawthebazooka March 17, 2023

luca

the sexiest man alive i would anal fuck him so hard he cums out his asshole

i fucked a luca

by Iffycrafted April 25, 2023