loaf

the retarded, kylé chenner version of oof

that’s a fat loaf

by lackell December 8, 2018

like a slice of marble loaf

The thing is "alright" or just "okay"

-This linear algebra lecture was like a slice of marble loaf
- I thought you said it was okay
- Exactly

by KateT_0_0 April 11, 2022

Loaf Gang

An awesome group of dank people in discord, seen as some of the most lit people in this universe.

Do you know “loaf god bootyratchik”? Hes so cool, hes the leader of loaf gang.
Ava is a thot, she is never good enough for loaf gang.

by loaf god bootyratchik December 5, 2017

Loaf

A man's genitalia ; a penis

Greasy George got arrested for unfolding his loaf in front of the elementary school

"ALL LOAFS MATTER!" - I'am Rapaport Podcast

by BigDaddyVladdy March 3, 2017

fresh loaf

when you buy a fresh nug of weed and it is still in perfect condition.

bob: "dude this bowl is running low"
steve: "yea i think im gunna have to break into a fresh loaf"

by AYYOWHATUP October 2, 2009

Pinch A Loaf

Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.

Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

Loaf

Loaf - An affectionate term for a sexy female.

There are many types of loaf’s tho, just like the bread. Some premium, some mouldy.

Yo Jack, you wanna see this loaf I pulled last night! Whoooo she’s a kingsmill 50/50 loaf innit!

by RicMaroo October 3, 2022