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Kitchener

Kitchener, a city located about an hour and a half drive from Toronto, Canada.

Also known as “KW” (Kitchener Waterloo) “519” (Area code) or “226”.

There’s three main places where shit happens in Kitchener, downtown, Chandler and Howe area and Fairview mall area.

Although shit goes down in other places this is where most of it goes down.

Kitchener people have adopted other cities’ slang and other countries words, Kitchener slang is a mix of Bronx and Toronto slang with parts of Caribbean and African slang.
“Kitchener is basically Toronto’s little brother
by 226god July 22, 2019
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Kitchenbound

One's destiny or obligation to work and reside in the kitchen, whose specialty is in creating delicimotherfuckingscrumptious sandwiches.
Daughter: Daddy, I want to be a police officer when I grow up.
Dad: Sorry honey, you're Kitchenbound. So what's for lunch?
Daughter: Sandwiches.
Dad: Excellent.
by MrLicorice October 28, 2009
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Kitchenating

the act of kitchenating; putting off or delaying or defering an action* to a later time.

*NB That action has not yet been fully decided either.
Nick was kitchenating over his proposed charity swim.
by SoggyMoggy July 8, 2010
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Kitchen Rider

A Kitchen Rider is a person who wears logo clothing for a manufacture but doesn't own the product. Like a guy with a Harley Davidson t-shirt but he doesn't have a Harley or the guy with the surf clothing that never surfs.
Check out that guy with the Jack Daniels t-shirt on at an AA meeting! What a Kitchen Rider!
by Planetcontrol June 11, 2011
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kitchen illiterate

A women who has not learned to use a kitchen aka a useless women.
Sam has no idea how to cook, she is f-ing kitchen illiterate!
by boyfriendofakitchilliterate September 8, 2011
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kitchen doo

Haircut or hairstyle done at home in the kitchen.
Look at that girls hair. Awful, looks like she got a kitchen doo.
by wonky dizzle October 18, 2013
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kitchen monkey

A member of the kitchen staff that ranks below a slave.
A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.

A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.

A dumb member of the kitchen staff

An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.

Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
by Laughing Oak November 2, 2013
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