Kobe Pete

a liter GAWD thats good at everything he does and everyone wants to be like him

“Is that Kobe Pete i want to be just like him when i grow up just not as short😩”
MY FAULT OG😩

by Kobe KCP February 13, 2021

Kobe

Kobe is that type of guy to throw you out like molded cheese. First he loves you then he CHEATS. So don’t date a Kobe B

girl: did you hear about Kobe

girl 2: yeah what a total idiot

by e-girl24 December 9, 2019

Kobe

The man who made our paper ball shots that much better.

Joe was going to make a paper ball shot before he shot, he shouted ¨kobe

by i did not cough in my arm joe January 27, 2020

Doing a Kobe

Doing a Kobe - the act of having sexual relations with overweight women like your scoring a three pointer.

Look at him with Gorlock he’s doing a Kobe

by Digz_mcr April 28, 2025

Kobe

He is very cute. A stoner, does lots of drugs, knows what he wants and when he wants it, and gets it. He may lie a lot, but has a good heart. Very rarely shows interest in things unless it’s drugs, sometimes his friends. You’re lucky if he’s ever nice to you. But he is so hot. Also easy to fall in love with.

Person 1: “You know Kobe? I think I’m in love with him.”

Person 2: “Omg that one hot druggie? I think I love him too.”

by 😏🤝😩 April 7, 2022

Reverse Kobe

An erection that won't go away.

Milton took an extra viagra and battled a reverse kobe all day. That thing just stayed up.

by Evenrude February 24, 2020

Kobe Glass

A small but smooth guy, But when messed with might be one hell of a person to calm down, He won’t hold back anything when it’s time to handle his business.

Don’t mess with Kobe Glass, Your gonna regret it.

by Micheal suave June 18, 2019