goat knuckle

otherwise known as the "male camel toe". large protuding bulge in ones pants because his panis is crammed in them becasue they are too tight.

mike sat down and everyone could see his goat knuckle.. his wrnagleers were too tight.

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fudge knuckle

to fist a male or female anally.

guy 1: did you go on that date last night?

guy 2: sure did, we went back to hers, she even let me fudge knuckle her.

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Upon fisting a girl, one withdraws their hand only find the moisture content on their appendage is significantly higher than normal.

"Dude I've a cramp and i've also got a bit of a clammy knuckle..."

"Awh dude thats savage..."

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When a girl gives you a handjob and in the process get jizz on her knuckles and then proceeds to punch the man in the face with that same hand.

I got a slut knuckle my face was sticky afterwards.

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When your girlfriend gets spunk all over her knuckles after wanking you off and threatens you in a comical manner with the "spunk knuckle duster".

Girlfriend to boyfriend after wanking him off *she brandishes fist* "I'll punch your face in with my spunk knuckle duster you minger!"

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The slightly less pleasurable, but still delightful act of receiving a handjob while taking a shit. The predecessor to the blumpkin.

Stephens girlfriend was too stingy to give him a full blown blumpkin, so she elected to give him a poo knuckle. He was meagerly satisfied.

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Someone who is intensely stupid, useless, or just plain ignorant.

"You can't clean a toilet with a rake, you stupid fuck knuckle"

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