kicked in the googles

when someone kicks you directly between the balls, causing extreme crushig of the sac. A shoe burn on the shaft of the penis is also common.

paul kicked me in the googles while we were playing ro-sham-bo

by moma April 7, 2003

Leonidas-kick

Verb- The act of kicking someone in the chest.

Bob was being an ass to Jane, so she screamed "Sparta" and leonidas-kicked him down the stairs.

by Lindzi Sequeira December 25, 2007

Ass Kick

One either delivers or recieves a rapid and painful kick to another person's posterior.

One individual delivers rapid blows to another individual in order to teach one a lesson, or to prove one is more of a man that the other.

I ass kicked him so bad, his shit had footprints in it.

Mother fucker - get ready to have your ass kicked.

by Kung Fu Alien January 20, 2008

Ball kick

A soccer move found in Norway, where a person kicks a ball with a foot. This move can be done with both feet and if the ball lands in the goal everybody yells JA!

Hans did a ball kick

by Johninator March 21, 2013

Dan kick

A Dan kick is when a kick is so fierce it can destroy one and send one across globe or prehaps a different dimension.Can however only be performed by a Dan Wolf

did u just see him get dan kicked? he went like 36feet

by tonylegs696niggs November 29, 2010

hurricane kick

A kick so devastatingly powerful that it can only be compared to the sheer power and destruction brought on by a hurricane.

As soon as I laid eyes on the Nard Dog, I felt the insatiable urge to hurricane kick him into oncoming traffic.

by Nard Master April 16, 2015

Free kick

A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.

Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”

Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”

by Magooo May 14, 2021