Faking jacks

Frontin’ saying you did something you didn't do.

Lying.

Man 1: I robbed this man last week
Man2: Nahh you faking jacks

Man 3 : Yeah aight you lying

by FreeAhkil June 9, 2019

Pulling a Jackson

When you wear pajamas under your pants.

Wearing pajamas under your pants? You're Pulling a Jackson.

by Dose of Dude January 24, 2009

Stone-wall Jackson

When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.

"Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!"
"What a bitch."

by Wooley, mixmaster. April 27, 2009

Jackson Poollock

A camera phone picture of a tremendously large or impressive poop sent via text message to another person.

Dude I just dropped a huge duce so I had to send Matt a Jackson Poollock.

by Miles Davis ATL April 14, 2008

Jackstand

When one inserts a bottle of Jack Daniels into ones own rectum and proceeds to complete a handstand.

"I was so intoxicated following my second jackstand."

by Bra2011120 January 11, 2012

Jacksons Dick

So large you can see it from Mars!

Jacksons dick is so long it won't even fit!

by Jackson's Dick March 21, 2017

jacksepicyoutubechannelfulloffuntimesandfunhirickx

Jacksucksatlife’s epic (as the channel name suggests) youtube channel.
He posts there every week.

Rick’s friend: Hey Rick, did you know your name is in a YouTube channel name?
Rick: No! What’s the name of this extraordinary YouTube channel?
Rick’s Friend: JacksEpicYoutubeChannelFullOfFunTimesAndFunHiRickx!

by macaroni and September 29, 2020