Jared

A white supremacist, probably

"you know Jared from socioeconomics? He doesn't think I deserve rights."

by inowit November 24, 2019

Jared

Obviously gay. Like you don’t even have to guess. Wears glasses.

He’s such a Jared. I wonder what his boyfriend’s like.

by ~Q November 29, 2019

Jared

a dick who makes you do everything and is socially a 13 year old in a skinny asshole body

You finally broke up with Jared!

by yeudeudkdksksksk December 5, 2019

jhaeden

Jhaeden’s are typically head strong and nice, unless given a reason to not be. They go through a lot trying to keep others happy, and sometimes they put others happiness before they’re own. They are very trustworthy and loyal, they will never turn their backs on you nor leave you in the dirt. This sometimes results in them not being okay themselves, having trouble with self image or self worth. Despite being a big bag of emotions Jhaeden’s try to keep theirs under wraps to keep others from experiencing them. When angered Jhaeden’s could hurt you. Jhaeden’s also have a hard time letting people in, and if you’re one of the few they let in consider yourself very lucky.

“Jhaeden cares a lot about other people”

by Doorbellringer December 7, 2019

Jared

Typically white male, probably plays golf or tennis, and follows the outfit formula: T-shirt, shorts, Nike socks with white vans. A “Jared” is most likely an asshole who treats women like shit and says “oh shit my bad”

Person 1: oh my god why does he treat me like this
Person 2: because, he’s a “Jared”

by Solocupgirl December 9, 2019

Jared

Loves master bating to pictures of his classmates also porn

That guy is such a fucking Jared.

by Nigdestroyer69 December 10, 2019

Jared Parks

tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.

"Stop being a Jared Parks and say that to my face."

by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019