Jewish Christmas

On christmas, Jews go out to the movies and, after, eat chinese food .
No presents.
No trees.

and no santa.

Catholic Boy: Yaaaaaay Santa came to my house and gave me a unicorn and a fire truck!

Jewish Boy: All I did was eat Kung Poo Chicken all night... It was a Jewish Christmas... and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.

by iknowwhatsup69 December 1, 2010

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Jewish Standard time (JST)

Being late to an important event.
also known as Colored People Time

'Dude he was supposed to be hear an hour ago'
"Yeah, hes running on Jewish Standard Time (JST)(CPT)"

by PoPoPolski February 4, 2010

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Jewish Kamikaze

When The Girls Laying on the bed naked, you get a boner and run and jump on the bed and in mid air try to get your dick to stick right in the vagina. Thus Creating a Jewish Kamikaze.... LMAO!

Jewish Kamikaze

by milky Straws April 23, 2009

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jewish gang bang

a pmpin hebrew who is with 2 hot hebrew honey's or more.

NOT his relatives jews DONT do that only rednecks do

by the hebrew hammer aka shlomo ripsenthal March 6, 2004

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Jewish Wax

When your parnter cums on the hairy area on the body, Puts a sheet of paper on the cum, wait til its dry and tear off paper.

Hey jimmy wanna jewish wax?

Sure mom!

by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

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Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)

A yearning from a penny-pinching jew to mate with females who resemble dogs, in particular that who has extremely curly, pubic hair on their head, otherwise known as a spaniel

"Hey mate I can't wait for tonight!'

"Yeah same I've got serious JSM, I get wait to grab a spaniel"

"Doctor I think i'm suffering from Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)"

by Ricardo.W December 26, 2011

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Jewish pain

When you make a sh#t load of money, but could have made even more.

1. I bought 100,000 stocks at 5 cents a share, and sold them at $29 a share. Then, the next day they went up to $60 per share!!!! Could have made an even bigger fortune. Oy veh, I got Jewish pain!!

2. Could have saved twice as many starving orphans in Africa!!

by GoodJewishBoy January 1, 2013

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