Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 01, 2018

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a nut for a jar of tuna

like racecar, no matter how you spell it, frontwards or backwards, it’s still the same.

gumball: that’s like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!
darwin: backwards!
gumball: …a nut for a jar of tuna.
darwin: oh

by a weirdo who likes tawog February 27, 2023

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bacon jar

Putting the "bacon" into the "jar" ;)

Last night Tim gave me a bacon jar!!

by Bacon Jar February 08, 2018

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jar jars

Common word for the female milk providers - breasts.

"Fuck, man, yesterday I almost got knocked out by this eagleby chicks jar jar's when she turned around."

by Midge March 31, 2004

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Jar Jar

Star Wars’ most failed character. He is a funny/socially awkward sidekick wannabe. He is the reason why the prequels are so bad.
The annoying things he does makes him look like a man-child.
There have been many theories about this character (the most popular is that he is secretly a dark lord.)
Never bring jar jar back. Ever.

“This Jar Jar character makes me want to put my neck through a noose”

by xX_Boss_Xx December 11, 2017

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