Jordan 

The biggest slut you could ever meet. She will fuck anything that walks. Shes a lying, inconsiderate slutty bitch who's vagina is a place where men get trapped and lost forever. Don't ever trust a Jordan. She will betray you because shes a fucking trampy ass bitch working at a popeyes in germany.

Dont trust a hoe, never trust a Jordan.. i mean, hoe.

Jordan by dumbbitches0111 October 10, 2011

Jordan 

A person who is usually very gay, he looks kind of Italian and plays to much combat arms. He likes to have sexual interactions with his homosexual friend kyle. He has a very small penis and has a strange attraction to Bob Saget.

Hey look at that weirdo he's such a jordan.

Jordan by Bigpenacalota December 21, 2009

Jordan 

A smelly, retarded nigger who dates girls underage and tries to flex, even though his odor will burn your nostrils and has nothing to show for. Do not come near this nigga within 50 miles or you will regret it.

Jordan is a Fuckin ugly ass coon

Jordan by teachmychildren May 14, 2015

Jordan 

A stuck up ugly person girls run away from at first sight. You would never want to date him. He is 1/2 incher and rides carnival rides for a life

"God, that guys such a Jordan..."

Jordan by HMHBOSS February 5, 2017

Jordan 

a worthless peice of shit that will take your virginty and fuck u a couple of times and wait a couple of months and break up with u

jordan is a worthless peice of shit

Jordan by stevens_babygirl420 October 23, 2017

jordan 

Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.

Jordan is perfect

She is everything a guy can ask for

jordan by hadtotellthetruth August 14, 2014

jordan 

a complete asshole who has no idea what he is talking about . disagrees with everyone , and fucks sheep .

that guy over there is such a jordan

jordan by billpc8 September 5, 2016