Jordan

A worm dick a writhing little slimy retch that lives in a dark dank fucking meme-less hole that people occasionally like to step on.

Wow that guy is such a Jordan.

by He Cheated!!! November 14, 2016

Jordan

Jordan is a girl with a slight orange tint to it she’s nice when u first meet her but then she will take advantage of you and be a bitch. She doesn’t care about money and will even steal it from her own mom and friends. She thinks she is very popular but that is not true she is a rude little girl and tends to hangout with Mias and also Hannahs. Never trust and jordan because she dates boys to get popular and dates black guys and curls her hair to be black when she is white and pale af and bad little freckled face not that much but is ugly. Just remember they are fake and never trustful NEVER TRUST THEM

Get away from her she is a brat, fake, and tries to act cute when she’s not, just like a Jordan

by jacquiim July 24, 2018

Jordan

A is a kid who will have a small dick and lenix will always fight him to see who has a bigger dick

Jordan:I have a big dick
Lenix:I have a bigger one

by Hey butch February 9, 2019

Jordan

A BIG FAT MEGA PLAYER

Girl 1- ooo he’s cute
Girl 2-watch out his name is Jordan and he’s a player

by Roadtrip_roadie_randy June 27, 2019

Jordan

a fuckboi that is a P.O.S. and lies about everything

Christian: hey john, why didn’t Jordan show up to school today?
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”

by rotten pineapple January 17, 2018

Jordan

A Extremely stylish individual

Did you see Jordan the other day, total fashion mogul

by assasin May 5, 2018

Jordan

a guy who is not gutsy enough to ask out a girl

"ask her out bro"
"nah man i feel like a Jordan."

by thebezelowner June 1, 2018