International Penis Day

A celebration that sounds absolutely fake, yet still exists.

"yo bro it's international penis day"
"excuse me?"

by atsa1ag083 March 15, 2021

International Top Day

March 24th is International Top Day, so show your dom that you appreciate them :)

Bottom: Happy International Top Day! I appreciate you and thank you for being my dom!

Top: Thank you, now come sit on my face!

by daddysangel March 24, 2021

inceration

A fancy way of saying insert

The inceration of my knife made her fall to her knees

by Personadds March 24, 2021

International Jarrett Stidham Day

On April 4th, we will celebrate national Jarrett Stidham day, as he wears #4 for the Patriots.

“Do you know what day it is today”
“It’s International Jarrett Stidham Day!”

by depressedbostonfan April 4, 2021

International Rick May Day

The Holiday in which Buckets are handed out, and criminals are shot with Rocket Launchers, in honor of Rick May, legendary VA for The Soldier from TF2.

Person 1: Im being robbed!
Criminal:*explodes*
Person 2, wielding a rocket launcher: You're lucky its International Rick May Day, Maggot!

by Voxelite April 9, 2021

International kick dick day

A day where you can kick men in the dick

Girl/boy: *kicks dick
Boy/ “ouch! What was that for?”
Girl/boy: “it's International kick dick day!”
Boy: “oh, okay!

by Subscribe to Technoblade April 11, 2021

International Break the Law Day

April 11th is international break the law day. On this day you are supposed to post a picture of you breaking the law on Social Media or post a photo of an illegal item in your possession.

“It’s international break the law day! Everyone post pictures of your illegal guns!”

by LobsterMaster April 11, 2021