Inverse armor law

The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection

Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me

by no good names work October 9, 2021

Inverterad ubåt

When you take a glass full of Jägermeister and shot of beer

Eyy bro wanna get shitfaced tonight?
Let’s take a inverted submarine (inverterad ubåt)

by anonymous February 3, 2022

inverted triangle

Tons of titties/chesty

Applies to men or women; could be mammary glands, fat, or muscle

"Nah man, I don't like thicc thighs. I just want an inverted triangle bitch."

by Valyri December 15, 2021

invertebrate jelly

A person who fails to understand a basic concept

No, that means she's pregnant you invertebrate jelly

by CougarDaBoss December 21, 2021

Inverse boner

an inverse boner is when you get turned off so cringely that your (lady) boner goes inwards instead of outwards which will make you throw up a little

When he texted me “wyd?” and “whats your Snapchat?” I really got an inverse boner

by Soerealisme December 29, 2021

Invertebration

The act of making someone an invertebrate. In other words, taking someone’s spinal column

“If you keep talking shit, I’m gonna have to do an invertebration”

by Cul Gi January 1, 2022

imeveryonesb1tch

SHES THE BEST WATTPAD WRITER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

She’s everything shes imeveryonesb1tch

by Josieswhrce March 19, 2022