INCH

"I'm Never Coming Home" - when you are in such a bad situation where you realize this may be your last day on earth.

When schools reopen and school shootings resume, that's my INCH day.

by Quit47 July 12, 2020

2 inch spiky

Insult meaning a tiny dick, specifically two inches

Stfu Ace all have down there is a 2 inch spiky

by SteakNachos September 25, 2020

11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020

11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020

inch

The most unfortunate metric measurement of mankind.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.

So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.

Her: How big is it?

Him: Oh about 5 inches.

Her: Really?!

Him: Yes, why?

Her: ...

by derogatory remarks October 25, 2023

1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America

Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it

by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023

Six inch stinger

When a privileged white make covers his penis in hot sauce and proceeds to thrust themselves into the cavity of an unsuspecting person

Man I was at a party the other night and turn the light out and gave them the six inch stinger.

by Greasy nipple November 4, 2023