sweaty water

when a water bottle is to juicy like dat pussy so it releases its juice on the outside

person one- ew look jessie’s drinking sweaty water
person two- she’s so confusing

by oldmcgloghlin May 31, 2018

Cucumber water

A refreshing drink made by immerging cucumber slices in a large water container.
Mostly availble in nail salons.

*Jimmy filling a cup*
Mrs Nguyen : "Cucumber water for customers only !"

by OpenJowel August 26, 2021

Water Hogie

When a sack of any material is full of water.

"Vito has a water hogie in his pants."

*Could be used for injection's for sexual arousal.

by Butter on a stick June 14, 2018

sparkling water

1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water

"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."

by BigHiggins69 October 11, 2020

Water Sheep

A gray sheep from Pewdiepie’s Minecraft let’s plays. Water Sheep was thought to be a bringer of tragedy and death,but after Water Sheep’s tragic death Felix
began to mourn his passing.

Pewdiepie has made a water temple and a grave in honor of Water Sheep, and continues to grieve Water Sheep’s death every episode.

PEWDS: ah.. Water Sheep...
he was like a father to me.

by Tofu delivery boi August 13, 2019

half waters

Half water is when a goddamn psychopath decides to take a fresh water bottle to bed every night because they like a fresh cold one. This is proceeded by taking a sip or three, falling asleep and repeating. After the course of a week, bottles have accumulated on the nightstand and then get transferred to the refrigerator for future use. Future use occurs when an entire case of new waters has been exhausted. Bottles must be neatly organized by brand label and quantity of fluid remaining.

I went into apartment 124 with Patrick and opened the refrigerator to find 17 neatly organized half waters. I thought to myself, "what kind of damn psychopath lives here...".. I promptly took a picture and shared it on the Slack #apartsments channel with the entire team to validate my shock.

by radius314 April 5, 2020

poop water

poop water (/pūp ˈwɑtəɹ/) noun.

Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.

Don't run that R/C truck through that puddle! It has poop water in it!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!

by Telephony June 29, 2019