When you kick someone’s ass so bad they look like they belong on skid row, they look like a homeless drug addict who lives on the streets.
I kicked Johns ass so bad, put him on skid row. I beat the shit out of joe, he looks like he is on skid row.
by I had intercorse with your dad December 29, 2022
Get the Skid rowmug. The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.
me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.
by row girl shi October 21, 2019
Get the chicago rowing foundationmug. by Phillopian69 February 6, 2018
Get the Skid Rowingmug. 
A behavior involving
a. 1 male and 1 female
b. 1 male and 1 female
or
c. 1 male and 1 female.
This biological process occurs when a a person of the female sex is sitting on your lap and her boobs are pressed into your face. As you motorboat her boobs, your hands are thrust in a symmetrical fashion, extending from the center of your chest to the outside. This is similar to rowing a boat. As you are rowing the boat, the female is sitting on top of your lap, grinding on your privates.
a. 1 male and 1 female
b. 1 male and 1 female
or
c. 1 male and 1 female.
This biological process occurs when a a person of the female sex is sitting on your lap and her boobs are pressed into your face. As you motorboat her boobs, your hands are thrust in a symmetrical fashion, extending from the center of your chest to the outside. This is similar to rowing a boat. As you are rowing the boat, the female is sitting on top of your lap, grinding on your privates.
Friend 1: damn bro did you hear about je'marcus
Friend 2: yeah I heard he broke his hands trying to row the fat chick from apartment 1-a
Friend 1:yeah he was rowing the motorboat
Friend 2: yeah I heard he broke his hands trying to row the fat chick from apartment 1-a
Friend 1:yeah he was rowing the motorboat
by tahck May 28, 2014
Get the Rowing the Motorboatmug. The sport that everyone considers easy, boring and well not a sport. Here’s the thing football players may say their sports hard swimmers may say there’s is painful. They have obviously never seen a rower before. Or tried rowing. Rowing is the sport that makes you consider cliff diving or bungee jumping. There are no off days in rowing and if there are or it seems like there are you’re in the wrong place. When you get home from practice there is no lemme go on a quick run and do a quick abb workout. There’s owwww ummm smash onto the bed and fast asleep oh wait you can’t sleep because you ache so much wait you fell asleep you wake up u r skipping school because you can’t walk. The next person I hear say rowing isn’t a sport well why don’t you try it then.
“Rowing is easy”
by Umm… well November 23, 2021
Get the Rowingmug. Usually as a joke for friends who are calling for each other.But sometimes maybe out of fright from killing small insects. A older use is to call for the one and only Emery Row.
Emery row! Where are you!?!?!
Emery row! I got him!
I am Emery Row, and batman but thats not what i'm talking about.
Emery row! I got him!
I am Emery Row, and batman but thats not what i'm talking about.
by bonds,james bonds. July 7, 2010
Get the Emery rowmug.