D-mail

To send someone an email where the only thing associated with the email is an attachment of a dick pick. Essentially the dick version of being Rick Rolled.

"Paul sent me the nastiest D-mail today! He said the attachment was of a the biggest thing imaginable, but it was just a picture of his dick!"

by D-mailer June 4, 2016

Pink Mail

A form of blackmail where the female uses her vagina as leverage to get what she wants. Can also be used with bussies (a boy vagina).

Yo I can't believe that Victoria blackmailed Mr. Jefferson to win the contest

No gurl, you're wrong she pink mailed him

Ya, what a slut

by Cax_Maulfield May 12, 2018

moist mail

when your mailman cums on your mail

I hate our mail man he's always putting moist mail in out box

by Cheetomilk March 3, 2017

You've got mail

You've got mail! Check your letterbox.

You've got mail!
Dies of explosion.

by ( •_•)>⌐■-■ gagaga October 13, 2023

Delivering the mail

An assassination attempt.

"That bad blood is delivering the mail, no more direct message than bullet in the brain."

by Zed Numar July 30, 2021

Individual fan mail

To write to each fan individually to show love and respect for the support that was given.

Individual fan mail just be patient.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd July 18, 2020

me-mail

the act of emailing one's self important documents or information for later retrieval at a different place.

"Not having a printer or a USB flash drive, I me-mailed my paper so I could work on it later."

by CD DiG November 23, 2009