iPhone

A waste of money

Timmy: I bought the new iPhone 14 Pro Max
Justin: You just wasted your money
Timmy: You mean my parents money
Justin: *leaves*

by SoaR Renegade on Apple Music February 25, 2024

iphone 16

A phone. Same as iphone 13 14 and 15. The prices as of april 2025 is 128GB: $799

256GB: $899

512GB: $1,099

I have an iphone 16. Do you have that?

by bloxybryce April 17, 2025

iPhone rice

The old random rice that nobody will ever eat and is left in the cupboard solely for the purpose of drying out a wet I-Phone.

"dude, I'm starving! Can i cook up some of this rice in your cupboard?"
Stay away from that, man! That's my iPhone rice!
"Dude, gross!"

by pdiddy19 February 20, 2017

IPhone

A smartphone that sucks your dick for you.

Jimmy: Hey siri, suck my dick.
Siri: OK.

*sloppy toppy IPhone sounds*

by Big Bulge Imposter February 2, 2022

iphone galaxy

The phone that the older generations believe to be popular with the kids

“Malcolm! Have you seen that spoilt little bitch on her iPhone galaxy? These kids are all the bloody same!”

by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020

iphone air

Tim definitely did not cook….

the iphone air is the result of letting Tim Cook too much…. in fact he overcooked!

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 23, 2025

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023